First off, what the hell is wrong with me? I drive-by post on my own blog and that's just sad, especially when I drive-by with a pity party like that last one was. Jeeeez.
In the interest of moving onward and upward and just being an all-around more pleasant person, I decided to cook something...interesting. But first off, this is Beatrice, also known as Bea, Bebe, Miss America and before she was spayed, Miss Antsy-Pantsy. Bea is a character...one of those cats full of personality and quirks. Many quirks. Lately, she has decided it is fun to cook with me since she gets tastes of good things like mayo and whipped cream. Mmmm, yeah, whatever. :-) This is where she was when I called her to the kitchen and she arranged those pillows herself, thankyouverymuch.
Cut to about an hour later...I'm watching TV and get hit with a stomach cramp. I ignored it. I also ignored the next few, except for some Rolaids. What I could not ignore was the sudden need to teleport myself to the bathroom since running might not be fast enough. *sighs* And I spent most of the rest of the night performing this very activity, leaving me with a very clean and very well greased colon.
I will not be making beef cheek again and do not suggest you make it either, although it could be served to guests you don't like as long as they're going to have a very long ride home that night.