Ha! I'm having a contest!

I've always wanted to do one of these and, while doing a little housekeeping (whaaaat? I'm all neat now and back to my normal, anal, housekeeping ways) I found a few items I had tucked away as gifts for unexpected events.  The thing is, we have no unexpected events anymore and these are very nice items just stored in a box.  I hate for them to waste away so I think I'll have a few little contests and gift them out.  Trust me, I have nothing as exciting as Lightroom *grins* but I do have a few things a mom who has been shopping for everyone but herself might enjoy getting.  So, let's have some fun, shall we?

My first contest ends midnight EST this Sunday (the 19th) night, so roughly 47 hours from this posting.  The prize is a 3.4 ounce bottle of Scaasi EPT spray, brand new and in the box so suitable for regifting, too!  It is described as:  "Launched by the design house of Scaasi in 1989, Scaasi is classified as a sharp, flowery fragrance. This feminine scent possesses a blend of delicious greenery and citrus, with aromatic florals and woodsy base notes of vanilla and musk. It is recommended for casual wear."

It retails for around $35 so not a bad little prize for no more than you have to do to win.  What do you have to do, you ask?  Well, it's simple.  I've decided to show my face and based on what you know about me from the blog world, including my own blog, I'd like you to tell me what you think I look like in my comments.  In detail.  And don't be shy or politically correct, spare me no mercy.  If you think I'm obese, say so.  If you think I'm wrinkled and gray, same deal.  If you think I'm an emasculated and balding  man, go for it.  If you think I'm a supermodel, I will laugh at you but appreciate the thought.  "Bitch" isn't a physical description but hey, I'll disqualify no one!  Be honest and I'll be honest back...the one that comes closest, even if it is painful for me to admit, will win.  In the event of a tie, I'll wad names up on paper and toss them on the floor.  The one Beatrice (aka Casserole Cat) picks by batting it will win. 

Sound fair?  Then let's play!


Disclaimer or something:  Some of you know I'm close friends with Robin from Big Sky.  While, weirdly, I don't know that she's seen any recent pictures of me, I'm going to disqualify her in the interest of fairness and make it up to her later.  Lol...I've been known to mail good-smelling cleaning products to her, so she won't mind.