...not me. I am not the winner since I'm the fool who had a few drinks and committed myself to showing my face. *sighs and laughs* It's worth it, though, because y'all are darn funny! I'm still a little stunned at Bella's guess of "You are a Florida Lady, which means you are LJ, or Lady Jerky. Tanned, with a brown, spikey mullet." A mullet, Bella? Really? That just pained me...lol...it was funny as hell but good God, I must give off some scary impression.
Let's get to the good stuff, though, shall we? In the end, I had a tie between Gayle and Belladonna1125! Both were at least in the right ballpark. See? *waves hi to everyone*
Whose name was it? It was...
Congratulations, Gayle! If you'll email me at firstname.lastname@example.org with your name and the address you'd like your prize sent to, I'll do my damnedest to get it out this week!
Now, I do have one last order of business. I have a second little prize I was keeping secret...a prize for the answer that made me really laugh and I didn't mention it so that everyone gave a natural response. I think we all know who won this prize, don't we? No one topped Trudy's dwarf in a walker answer, which took me a minute to catch onto and then I literally cackled out loud. That was beautiful! Trudy, I'll be sending you a 1 ounce bottle of Geoffrey Beene For Women.
Thanks so much for playing along with me, y'all...this was a lot of fun!
Mullet, my ass. Damn, Bella...I still can't get over that.