Brace yourselves, I'm going to talk about my pee. Yesterday, I noticed it was somewhat dark, a telltale sign I'm not drinking enough. Um, stuff like water, anyway. :-D So, I set to work drinking tons of water, tea, chemically diet soft drinks (note that I refrained from saying "cokes", lower case, and then specifying the cokes were Dr. Pepper and nasty Sierra Mist), and juice. Today, my pee was normal again *cues canned applause* and all was well. Only when I went to pee a bit ago, it smelled funny. Smoky, like BBQ pork. Um, that can't be good right? I'm a little freaked out and come in here to Google "my pee smells smoky" and came to the conclusion I either have low DHEA levels or am diabetic. Google it, you'll see. Terrific, now I'm scared. I decide to ignore it and distract myself so I go out to check my mail and am bowled over by the smell of smoke and as I step out into the open, ash is falling. Fires? I go back inside and check the bathroom...sure enough, the window is cracked open. Dammit, Jake! But it's still a good PSA...if your pee smells smoky, like bacon or ham, it's not a good thing. File that away and remember I might have just saved your life and I didn't take pictures. You're welcome.
Pee aside, tonight I was looking through some old pictures and found some cute ones of my grandmothers and one even included my mom. Want to see? Thought so.